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Today: 01 December 2013 year. The time now is 05:30 PM.

And so it will be every next day. Someone left with a new one on the big road.

Yours faithfully Б.Окружная.

1. A woman with a cart - a fun hour.
2. The farther into the forest, the closer you got.
3. The fed horse is not on foot.
4. Street curatorial. (Oral ... creativity).
5. It's better to have a bird in your hand than a duck under the bed.
6. With soap and paradise in the hut.
7. You like to skate - love and roll.
8. Whatever the child is not played - just not with your hands.
9. Friends are known in food.
10. Fly with greetings - come back clever.
11. There is no truth in the horns.
12. With whom you are led, with that you will be typed.
13. For the barn.
14. Do not dig another pit - let him dig.
15. Do not seek the beaver.
16. The big ship - a large torpedo.
17. Not everything is gold that badly lies.
18. Seven will find one.
19. Do not cut the branch on which you sit.
20. Fight and seek, find and hide.
21. Do it - wash the body.
22. The farther into the forest, the thicker the partisans.
23. How many wolves do not feed, but the bear is still thicker.
24. It was called a pancake - be treated further.
25. Visiting is good, but at home it's bad.
26. Chicks shoot in autumn.
27. It is difficult in treatment - it is easy in paradise.
28. Where you put it, you'll lose it there.
29. Seven people do not wait for someone else's loaf.
30. Naked on fiction is cunning.
31. Catch the fish big and small.
32. You like peeing - love and "diapers" to wear.
33. Walk quietly - wider than the muzzle.
34. Hunger is not the aunt - the forest will not run away.
35. Where it is sick, there and vomits.
36. One in the field did not understand.
37. The wider our muzzles, the closer our ranks.
38. A stupid penguin shyly hides, smart boldly pulls.
39. He who finds the way out is trampled first.
40. Do not abandon your comrade in bidets.
41. Stuffing can not be turned back.
42. Thoroughly chewing food, you help society.
43. I worked on conscience - work for yourself.
44. One young man fell in love with a woman with a beard.
45. I wish you happiness, luck and creative Uzbeks.
46. Whoever gets up first is slippers.
47. Love is evil: a goat has fallen in love with a goat.
48. Do not spit in a chill - will fly out, you will not catch.
49. The blue dream is to find a friend.
50. Fisherman hates the fisherman for sure.
51. If the head hurts, then it is there.
52. What is natural, then not without orgasm.
53. All is well that it rocks well.
54. All ingenious - in the sheet.
55. There is no holy place for a bust.
56. The devil is not so terrible as his baby.
57. Quietly go - farther on.
58. A small fish is better than a large cockroach.
59. With your intoxication.
60. Stay, moment!
61. Happiness is - it can not not eat.
62. I'm never on you.
63. I do not sleep with ducks, and with chickens too.
64. What dare, then shake.
65. At someone else's pile, there's nothing to bully my eyes.
66. Happy cowards do not wear.
67. Men - get married! Women - be brave!
68. I took hold of my chest - say something.
69. Enema! Know your place!
70. Sex without a girl is a sign of a fool.
71. In the daytime we shall bend, we will unbend at night.
72. Hold on to the driver, ram.
73. Do not commit adultery.
74. To that it is a shame, at whom it is visible.
75. Not everyone promises will wait.
76. Nothing is given to us as cheaply as one wants.
77. It is better work in Honduras than honduras in Kolyma.
78. Natural selection of money.
79. The Chuk from Huck is not far away.
80. Stand up for oneself, lie down for others.
81. Do not yoga pots are burned.
82. We always have time for a lying stone.
83. The bogatyrs in Russia were not yet drunk.
84. Eggs are chicken disciplined.
85. A man is not a dog, he does not throw himself at the bone.
86. There is still powder in the flasks, and berries in the buttocks.
87. Not all that sun that rises.
88. Stop the Earth, I'll go.
89. The crew says goodbye to you, a pleasant flight!
90. To fry a bee is not much use.
91. Pay, do not break, then enjoy.
92. Hurry and go cheaper.
93. Julio Sorancho.
94. My uncle robbed the most honest.
95. A smile is a loose concept.
96. Do not teach your father - and Basta!
97. I take this opportunity, I want to!
98. Born to crawl can not fall.
99. And you did not blink an ear.
100. Not on the huanu sambrero.
101. Three reptiles are waiting for promised.
102. Duty is paid naked.
103. Russian trains are the most trains in the world! They have traveled, they will travel and will travel by railways of our most traveled Homeland!
104. I recognize the lovely by pantyhose.
105. Caught the mouse - eat slowly.
106. You can not open your mouth on someone else's bed.
107. Lie down girl big and small.
108. Only mountains can be better than mountains.
109. The economy to lead is not to shake the flag.
110. Love is all planes submissive.
111. The farther into the forest - the harder it is to slash.
112. It's a Ukrainian night, but it's better to hide bacon.
113. Eggs from the chicken are not far away.
114. Who will come to us with the ball, so we will play.
115. You do not know how to sing - do not drink.
116. I wash my hands in front of ... and backside.
117. The soldier who does not dream to sleep with the general is bad.
118. Any-expensive ... Too expensive.
119. Honey! You are so fashionable, that it becomes unprofitable for me.
120. 20 seconds. Shit is normal.
121. One day in the cold winter's day - I look-it's rising slowly.
122. Love accidentally raises when you do not expect a wife at all.
123. You do not know whom, you do not know where, you do not know when - but necessarily.
124. Inscription above the urinal: do not flatter yourself, come.
125. Announcement: I am treating infertility with poke.
126. I walked by the alley of poplars. A miser persecuted inevitably, in his pocket was zero rubles, but the dick stood just in case.
127. Beats hooves, the ground is digging young sperm.
128. Inscription in the toilet: nothing good will come of you.
129. Here are your blue-blue eyes. With povolokoy fluffy eyelashes. And I have sexual impotence and gangrene of both eggs.
130. I am not vindictive: I will do evil and forget.
131. With whom you are led from that and become pregnant /give birth/ get sick.
132. Once I lay down on the bed. He began to trample his wife. Here is what is scattered from the str. Basseenoy.
133. Looked in a puddle, in a puddle - the priest. I do not understand dick. Suddenly she smiled at me. It turned out to be me.
134. What is the name of the person who did not use the condom? - Dad.
135. Do not have a hundred friends, but have one hundred friends.
136. In ecstasy on the toilet.
137. Even if you are eaten. You have two choices.
138. We do not need someone else's, we will live stolen.
139. She certainly is not Venus, but there is something venereal in her.
140. It is better to feel one time than to see a hundred times.
141. I enjoy pleasure quickly and in the right place.
142. You did not come at night. You did not come by day. Do you think we're masturbating? No! Others fuck!
143. Armchair-coaster.
144. Learn from the mistakes of your parents - use a condom.
145. A warning shot in the head.
146. Do not walk on the grass! Smoke it!
147. If you have not met a fry, do not sigh and do not frown your brow, it's for snack and money for vodka saved love.
148. Acceleration: then, what was our fathers on the shoulder, then we fuck.
149. GENITAL!
150. Do you want to make life easier? Relax!
151. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question, and the answer is "Yes".
152. Sex is hereditary. If your parents were not involved, then your chances of having sex are minimal.
153. Do not choke accidentally dick, because we do not insure against fucking.
154. Do you think I will do my work for you.
155. Parents are not chosen. They become.
156. The elephant's mosquito was bitten. And the khan came to the elephant. The winner is not a large and decorated with tusks, but a small one, angry and crazy.
157. The girl can meet you! - No. - Well, thank God.
158. Problems with drinking: how many do not drink anyway sober.
159. One gynecologist, to the question of where he works, answered: - In the organs.
160. The weeping of champagne swept over the table from the lavish dishes. The guests drank, sang, and then set off to dance. After there was a lot of laughter, a lot of jokes, drunken snouts. It is a pity that I got drunk right away, I missed the whole holiday.
161. Lecture - not an erection. We will postpone.
162. I fucked you, and you, and you, - and I'll fuck you now.
163. Better than mountains, there can be only women who have not been there yet.
164. "Others are not better" - an inscription on the mirror.
165. Chupa-Chups - we taught the world to suck.
166. The light at the end of the tunnel is just the lights of the approaching train.
167. Everywhere shit! You can not pass! There is nowhere to go! Everyone made a mess! (crouching):- it's kind of cleaner here!
168. Became a vegetarian - switched to grass.
169. I rang the doorbell. But it was busy.
170. What if my wife came from the kitchen and started yelling at you? - Shorten the chain!
171. In the first year it is difficult to study for the first few years, then it will be easier.
172. He came, stuck, got infected.
173. Super-brake: reads the primer with the dictionary.
174. Female sexual organ of five letters? - Vertically or horizontally? (mouth).
175. You do not like women. Do not torment the organ!
176. You should not keep all the eggs in one scrotum.
177. Play, the hormone! Play.
178. It is good to live in the world. (Friend of the Light).
179. You like to skate - go to hell!
180. A woman is a tin can. Opens the first. Everyone uses it.
181. A woman without affection - that a gundon without lubrication.
182. Who is the last, that and dad!
183. What kind of drinking is this, if the next day is not ashamed.
184. There are no vulgar phrases - there are vulgar ears.
185. Do not be under the table. There are guests.
186. It would seem a harmless phrase, but in fact "... Assembly Hall".
187. Love for money is cheaper.
188. You did not close your legs all night.
189. Do not open the mouth of someone else's pubic area.
190. Not by bread alone, but by bees and beer.
191. There are hands - you do not need a wife.
192. Our conscience is clear-we do not use it.
193. The fungus is a sucker.
194. How much shit, already in my head does not fit.
195. Before that little girl, I'm ready to get on my knees, but only to take off her stockings with cowards.
196. We need wood fellers with their own forest.
197. Feeling of deep oral satisfaction.
198. How old is your tomboy? 16? Yes, it's too late to do an abortion.
199. If you can not find a great love, then find yourself soon a lot of small love.
200. It's not the clothes that paint the girl, but the absence of it.
201. A glass eye inserted into your peephole scares off any thief from your apartment.
202. Non limitus hominus dolbosbus (There is no limit to human stupidity).
203. Let's drink to those who save us from calluses - (for ladies).
204. About women: horror viviparous.
205. The day was not lost in vain.
206. Seven times drink - once removed.
207. I gave myself to the intellectual on the bank. Penis, girls, that's dick. Only very small.
208. The phone rings: - Masha, will you? "Ladies, who is this?"
209. The cannibal: on the first - the second pay off.
210. Blue asks the other: "How's life?" - Oh, what are you, such love, such love - there is no time to deceive.
211. Why do military musicians have an IQ of 10 more than a horse? - so as not to shave in the parades.
212. What fertilized that and grew.
213. He was called an enema - get into the ass.
214. Something began to get cold, said the Wolf and pulled the Red Riding Hood up to his ears.
215. One wrong move and you're a father.
216. You can not love-sit friends.
217. Doctor, something in my ass is not good. - And what can be good there.
218. Where is the pond? "Where they catch a rod."
219. 2 rings, 2 ends - the wedding of the blue.
220. You are so smart! Do not you skull?
221. Vasilisa the Wise waved a white sleeve, turned around herself 3 times, hit the ground and killed herself with a dick.
222. Do you want a drink? - Not yet. - And now?
223. Son: Dad and you such a big belly from beer? - Remember my son: The stomach is not from beer, the stomach for beer.
224. Do you suffer from perversions? "You are a doctor, I enjoy it."
225. Flashlight on solar panels.
226. Lieutenant, how do you approach women? - I fuck them, it brings me closer.
227. If the path is closed to the heart, it is necessary to knock on the kidney.
228. There are uncles as uncles. There are aunts like aunts. There are aunts as uncles. There are uncles like aunt. (People, whores).
229. The inscription on the WC: comrade! Caution! In your hands is your future.
230. Life is a disease that is transmitted sexually.
231. An autopsy revealed that the patient was asleep.
232. Tss - s. Som! "What's biting?!" - No sucks!
233. Let them laugh at you better than weep.
234. Who is a real man? - Who can stand up for himself and lie down for others.
235. Beetle - bark beetle: - Tree as a tree, and all Stradivarius! Stradivarius!
236. Wow, said the gynecologist. Wow, "echoed.
237. Today is the day of salmon: you swim the whole day against the current, so that in the end you are fucked.
238. Blue fucked until blue.
239. A young man, you promised to return with my daughter at 10. Now 3 and in general it's not my daughter anymore.
240. Doctor, my wife has red hair. - You get in the way. - No, but my friends are laughing.
241. A woman is a bullet with a displaced center of gravity: it hits the heart, hits the pockets and goes sideways.
242. They went to my house. I will show the focus. - What? - What-what! I'll fuck you, and then you'll disappear.
243. How should spouses sleep when they are at loggerheads: - Individually.
244. The doctor at my husband a member one meter. - It's beautiful, just happiness. - Happiness was when he stood. And now he pisses me on them.
245. A man comes into a hostel. - You to whom? - And whom will you advise me?
246. The woman loves the ears, and the man with the eyes. Sexual pose 34 - a man looks at the woman in the ear.
247. Great joy came to Chelyabinsk land. Yesterday, in a stubborn fight, the Chelyabinsk Tractor snatched a point from Moscow Spartacus.
248. Philosophical anecdote. - How to look around: - Fuck your mother. And as you think: - Well, dick with him.
249. Drunk woman - pussy is not a mistress.
250. God's power is God's mass in God's acceleration.
251. Neither give nor take! - tonsillitis during menstruation.
252. Better a bird in the hand than a duck under the bed.
253. They say that Jesus died for our sins. So let's not disappoint him.
254. Neither in pussy, nor in the Red Army: impotent with flat feet.
255. Do you have a cure for gonorrhea? - Yes. - Packing, please. Wrap more beautifully, a gift all the same.
256. A man without a wife, like a fish without a bicycle.
257. Passive necrophilia.
258. Why do the Negroes think about sex all the time? - Because they have pubic hair growing on their heads.
259. Women are viviparous, and men are oviparous.
260. Announcement in the zoo: "Do not scare the Ostriches, the floor is concrete!"
261. I know jiu-jitsu, sambo, judo, aikido and many other terrible words.
262. Dear readers! According to your numerous requests from the new year our newspaper will be published in rolls and without text.
263. Three in the boat, not embarrassed by the dog.
264. When we break the law - we are fined, when we act correctly - we are taxed.
265. Gentlemen, the third day I do not want to work, what would that mean? "It's probably Wednesday!" It's time for a drink.
266. Inscription above the urinal: Do not flatter yourself, come closer!
267. The Russian Tamagotchi is invented. Unlike the Japanese original, Russian, if it is not fed, does not die, but only swears.
268. I can not stand when others are working. I'm going to lie down.
269. Madonna, with a child of the work of an unknown author.
270. Rasul Gamzatov, since childhood, has been assertive and purposeful, and by the age of 14 he had mastered a horse.
271. The first traffic policeman in Russia was the Nightingale the Robber. He was sitting by the road, whistling and robbing.
272. Signed for the picture: "Ass - Front view".
273. Remember that a modest bottle of vodka will not only decorate the table, but also hide your culinary missteps.
274. If I invite her to spend the night with me, she will misunderstand this ... And she will be right.
275. How many people do not steal from the state - you still will not return your own!
276. Precision - courtesy of snipers.
277. I so want, I have not finished all summer.
278. As it turns up, so it fucks. (People's wisdom).
279. The slogan in the shop. - FINISHED - WRAPPING THE BENCH!
280. How many guests do not feed, he will still get drunk.
281. The sum of the length of the legs and the length of the skirt - the amount is approximately the same for all women.
282. The resolution of the chief of subordinates on paper containing some business proposal: "Delicately k’ebenizirovat’!".
283. Bill is gay. Tcc ...
284. Well, what about the Spaniards, if they have men named Juan, Julio, Pedro and Gomez, and the women - Conchita and Juanita.
285. In the zoo a poster: STAY !!! HIPPOPOTAMUS BEATS !!! CIRCUIT THROUGH THE LEFT WING OF THE PARK !!!
286. If the legs are from the neck, then the hands are out of the ass.
287. Proverb of aliens: "An uninvited guest is worse than Gagarin".
288. A member is not a nose - you do not go backwards.
289. Experienced parliamentarians can reach consensus by 2 or 3 times at one meeting, with the greatest satisfaction if consensus is reached by all members at the same time.
290. Girls lack femininity, and women lack virginity.
291. Two things I hate - racism and negroes.
292. Jesus changed your life. Save (Yes/No)?
293. I urgently change the electric player to the electrowinner.
294. Honey! Do not get rid of me!
295. Favorite! Such as you were not, no, and not necessary!
296. When taking a low start, make sure no one is running with the pole behind.
297. A boy is on sale for errands. Mileage 300 versts.
298. Attractive women are distracting.
299. Tired of critical days - change the sex.
300. Positive emotions are emotions that arise when all are put.
301. Women are flowers of life, they are either into the water, or into the earth.
302. Women's logic is a firm belief that any objective reality can be overcome by desire.
303. I wonder what Clinton will say about her relationship with Lewinsky, if it is known that he said about marijuana that he smoked, but did not drag out?
304. Boris Yeltsin. "We will destroy our nuclear weapons with America."
305. A badge on a 150-kilogram man: "Do you want to die? Ask - I want to lose weight!".
306. Cannabis is a tree. Only he does not grow up.
307. Wow! said the gynecologist. Oh, ho-ho ... "echoed the echo.
308. Nothing in the appearance of a man does not irritate a woman as much as a lack of money.
309. And now a white dance. - Chickens trample on cocks.
310. My friend's wife is not a woman for me. But - if she's pretty ... he's not my friend!
311. Men belong to the detachment of arthropods. First, they will appease their penis, and then they make their feet.
312. I know my own measure. Fell - and enough.
313. Not all Windows that hang.
314. Three main army principles: 1. The principle of the forest - all the oaks, and all the noise. 2. The principle of the chicken coop - everyone strives to climb the perch above and crap the bottom. 3. The principle of the harem - you know what they will fuck, but you do not know when.
315. If a person really wants to live, then medicine is powerless.
316. The second law of Archimedes reads: "Fluid immersed in the body, in seven years will go to school."
317. Ill, wake up! It's time to take sleeping pills!
318. How many vodka do not take, all the same two times run! /take four/ (wisdom).
319. Soak your feet - your throat will fail. You'll wet your throat, they'll give up your legs.
320. Seven nannies have fourteen boobs.
321. Telegram - Immediately send Monica Lewinsky to Russia, our president must prove to everyone that he is in excellent shape.
322. I do not talk to unfamiliar men in bed.
323. The Government took urgent measures to strengthen the people's shaken faith in the dollar.
324. Any skirt looks best on the back of the chair.
325. In the 24 hours. There are 24 cans in the beer box. Do you think this is just a coincidence?
326. A woman is the complete opposite of a dog. The dog understands everything, but can not say anything.
327. Win-95 as a prostitute: -all fuck and nobody likes.
328. The patient needs a doctor's care. And the further the doctor goes to that patient better.
329. In order for the Duma to remove the president, he must first be hanged.
330. The young man explained with gestures that his name was Juan.
331. In the bird market, a woman is near the cage with a parrot: - Fool and can you really speak? - Yes, fool. And you fly?
332. Joys in life are innocent and wine.
333. A not fussy was a joint, the Australian ostrich thought, flying over the Russian outback.
334. In Russia, it was really possible to make a fairy tale happen, though a fairy tale was chosen as painfully terrible.
335. Made a slight fright.
336. One vaccination - there is no disabled child (poster in the hospital).
337. Seven times drink - once oiled!
338. The dollar is dedicated to: Conditional unit the former in use (c.u.f.u).
339. The site of the enema can not be changed.
340. Good Faberge eggs do not interfere.
341. You are a bull not because you are healthy, but because you are a beast.
342. An inscription on a gravestone: - "Here there could be your advertising!".
343. Sculptural group: - Hercules, tearing the mouth of the pissing boy.
344. It is a pleasure to see you, but not see another.
345. Record in the workbook: "Fired to fucking mother."
346. Tell me, you are not in the cartoons?
347. Despite the fact that for several million years a woman lives next to a man, her behavior and way of life still have many mysterious and incomprehensible things.
348. A question for men. What do women and condoms look like? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your penis.
349. What is well-fed in the stomach, then the drunk on the tongue.
350. Progress made rosettes inaccessible to most children - the most gifted die.
351. Dance is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.
352. To drunkenness - fight! Fucking - dick!
353. An old, experienced kamikaze.
354. Never do anything right the first time, otherwise no one will later appreciate how difficult it was.
355. A person can endure everything if he is not stopped.
356. WITHOUT ILLNESS RENDER OF THE PRESIDENTS - Monica Lewinsky.
357. You will know a lot - they will not let you grow old.
358. Loneliness - this is when there is an E-mail, and the letters are sent only by the mailing list server!
359. Yeah, it's cold, Gray Wolf thought, and pulled the Little Red Riding Hood down his ears. ... and from the knowledge he received died on the spot.
360. When I want to hear something clever, I start to talk.
361. It is better to cover forty times afterwards than once with frost.
362. What is this: 86, smopuim? The answer: This is Windows 98 - upside down!
363. In one issue, men and women, of course, agree with each other - both do not trust women.
364. He took a corner in a love triangle.
365. We are all born wet, naked and hungry. And this is only the beginning.
366. I am walking along a dark street, to meet a company, I asked to smoke ... I lie ... I smoke ...
367. A fucker in Russia is more than a fucked up.
368. Do not rush to your funeral! They will not start without you.
369. You have not closed your legs all night.
370. The phrase from life is not invented: "I have no end in my mouth dry ...".
371. Love is the triumph of the imagination over the intellect.
372. Seeing the guests: - "You will pass by, do not be shy ... go through ...".
373. It's nice to fly sober, but it's unusual, "said the pilot.
374. The principle of "henhouse" - Gnaw the neighbor and shit at the bottom.
375. Do not pick at the nose, you'll scratch your brains.
376. From Paris to Nahodka with vodka is better than without vodka!
377. I go to the barracks. Nobody here! I ask: - "Where is everyone?" They are silent.
378. That life is a side effect of having sex.
379. A fool remembers offenses, a clever one - offenders.
380. Do not have friends - friends should be friends.
381. The whole day I experienced an erection, although she rather experienced me because there was nowhere to apply it.
382. Spring will show who is where shit!
383. And again there is no reason not to drink.
384. Vodka "Pinocchio". Feel like firewood.
385. From KVN: "The fact that one helps to sing, others prevents dancing."
386. The most famous last words: 1. Do not worry, it is not loaded. 2. And what will happen if we connect these two wires.
387. It's a shame not when you can see, but when you need to look.
388. To love someone else's wife is a crime, and one's own punishment.
389. A red rooster is the same as a blue communist.
390. I change the illustrated textbook "Technique of sex" to the reference book "Urine-genital diseases".
391. The most amazing thing about pop singers is that they sing in the same way with their mouths.
392. Do not want in an amicable way - we'll remove petrolatum!
393. The dream of an idiot usually looks like a neighbor's wife.
394. Pioneer - all the guys trying on fitting.
395. In Uzbekistan - "Tea house", in Belarus - "Coffee maker".
396. Of the rules of good taste - "When do blowjob - do not click your teeth."
397. Not everything in this world is sold for money. Something happens on a freebie.
398. A woman with a cart! Mare - in the pose!
399. The inscription on the vodka label: "Before Chilling Abuse".
400. If the wife does not speak to you in the morning, it means that the booze was a success!
401. A cynic is a person who, catching the smell of flowers, looks around for a coffin.
402. All I need is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.
403. It is very easy to make a woman happy. Only expensive.
404. Love helps to kill time, time helps to kill love.
405. From love to hate once.
406. Let's move on to You, and then I'll give you a nail in the face.
407. In essence, we have only two options for carrying out economic reforms.
408. If you have problems with your wife, you must end up with friends.
409. When a man comes to a woman, takes off her pants and sits down to drink tea - this is already abnormal. That's how our reforms are.
410. Sexual minorities formed a new party - Party of Beer Lovers (PBL).
411. Drunk Russian hacker almost invincible!
412. A woman saying "No!" Wants to talk.
413. Democracy is when the president is fucked because he fucked someone and decides to fuck terrorists.
414. Do not steal - the police do not like competitors!
415. She was beautifully built. Although the right hand was sticking out of the suitcase.
416. Born to crawl, his head will not hurt. - An optimist.
417. Freddy Krueger sleeps to sleep at night.
418. And what's wrong with masturbation? In the end, you make love to the person you most love (Woody Allen).
419. On the Russian Jew, settle down!
420. Announcements at the airport: - I wanted to land a plane carrying out flight №13.
421. For one broken up to three years they give.
422. At worst, the tape is wound.
423. An acquaintance said: "It's not a shame that I sat down for embezzlement, but I could spend ten times more on the same article".
424. Question: - What is the difference between a toilet bowl and a urinal? Answer: The toilet is a multimedia one.
425. Wash your hands before eating! There are unwashed hands harmful. (Folklore of KannIbalov).
426. Zoo: - Mom, this is already a monkey? - No, it's still a cashier.
427. It is better to be ashamed than never.
428. The broker from the pager /mobile/ falls nearby. (Killer)
429. When the mermaid of the leg spreads.
430. Doctor, will I live? "What's the point?"
431. You will be less on the Internet - children will be healthier!
432. Inscription in the toilet: - Nothing good will come of you!
433. Bloody Sunday once again showed that the tsar could shoot not only on workers, but also on weekends.
434. Announcement: - I am treating infertility with poke.
435. Uncomfortable - this is when neighbor's children look like you.
436. MU-MU STANDING WITH THE PLATE UNDER TITANICS: - "Will not you take a Dog?".
437. Is it warm to you, damsel? Is it warm to you, blue?
438. Cleverly thrown woodpecker, flies 20-30 meters, and, stuck in a tree, can hang on it right up to 4 o'clock.
439. A beautiful woman is a feast for the eyes during a plague for the ears.
440. No matter what you say, this moment is perfect - when all the rats have already fled and the ship has not drowned yet!
441. With Lewinsky must end!
442. Yesterday was, and you came today.
443. From a letter to the editor: "From the whole family, one of my members is able to work."
444. People do not have an erotic place without reason!
445. Dear, what are you thinking about right now? "If I wanted you to know, I would not think, but spoke."
446. A man - is like a toilet bowl: either busy or full of shit.
447. A beautiful girl, especially looking good against the backdrop of an intelligent girlfriend.
448. To become old you look like a watermelon: the stomach grows, and the tip withers.
449. Your kitten will remain small and fluffy for a long time, if only once it is properly drunk with formalin.
450. Want to make friends, get them away. Ivan Susanin.
451. The purity of the Russian language is profoundly wrong for a cultured and educated person.
452. For a man, sex is a PURPOSE, and for a woman - a REMEDY.
453. No woman can fall as low as a ruble!
454. To the situation in Russia: - The new government is a well-forgotten old.
455. If I knew, that today my head aches, I would get drunk yesterday!
456. A deranged woman is a woman who at the end of a sexual act screams "Not into me!!!".
457. In the life of every man there comes a period when pure socks are easier to buy.
458. Each pipette dreams of becoming an enema.
459. Lying is not considered a lie when answering a question that the questioner should not have asked. (Rex Stout)
460. What you sow - then you'll find the fuck.
461. Not caught, not high!
462. Everything that is good in life, either illegal, or immoral, or leads to obesity.
463. Natasha, I really feel awkward. Roll your back!
464. Why, when you talk with God - this is called a prayer, and when God is with you - schizophrenia?
465. I sell watches with a fight. Fight 19 years, blue-eyed.
466. S - sleepy T - theoretically C - clever C - child N - naturally W - not willing W - to work.
467. How one should hate poor unfortunate fish to give them the names "sterliad’" and "bel’duga".
468. By the time of the wedding, the bride usually is in the seventh heaven with happiness and in the sixth month from negligence. (from the "Red Burda")
469. When you decide to shake off the old days, see that it does not fall off!
470. What is a double feeling? This is when your mother-in-law in your car falls into the abyss.
471. Any woman is worthy of sex, but not every - twice.
472. The Internet and Fido are different programs about one branch of the madhouse. Only the Internet on the air, and Fido in the record.
473. And about the old woman there is a porn.
474. Buy overlock used, inexpensive, you can faulty. I'll find out what it is.
475. If the wife has stopped fucking your brains, be wary, for surely someone started fucking your wife.
476. Some grow old over the years, others grow older.
477. My friend's friend is my friend. My friend's friend is my friend. A friend of my friend is just a RIPE (body).
478. When the "eye-diamond" is a dick-plumb.
479. In a crowded bus: - Excuse me, man, my ass will not bother you?
480. A pessimist is a person who is crying in a vest, an optimist prefers to cry in the decollete.
481. Stirlitz was struck: - it was a man in a sweatshirt and on skis. Stirlitz thought fuzzily.
482. Yeltsin Mandela.
483. The difference between Russia and America in scale: If they have only one president, then the president has the whole country at once.
484. The Khokhloma Publishers!
485. It is much easier for a man to break twenty years of communication than a connection with a twenty-year-old.
486. In a woman everything should be fine - do not put anything in it!
487. Human stupidity gives an idea of infinity.
488. From non-observance of safety precautions, a person can not only die, but also be born.
489. RECORD. On June 15, 1998, 23589 different visitors looked at this page 55422 times.
490. Mass popularity does not indicate either the talent of the author or the merits of the work. - Testifies only about the properties and needs of the public. In this case, this is a mass need for medical and psychological assistance. - from V. Levi.
491. He says that it was in ecstasy, but I remember exactly what is in the shed.
492. ON THE LEGS FLOWED, A IN THE MOUTH DO NOT HAVE.
493. I would not have a hand on it. (A good example of a successfully inserted word).
494. Madame, rely on me, and after that we will change.
495. Good disease of sclerosis: - Nothing hurts, and every day - news.
496. Dad, Dad! And what is "Format C: complete"?
497. The paradox of the "Immaculate Conception": - We were all fucked, but there is no one to sue.
498. The people are not a luxury, but a means of enrichment. Government.
499. The newest Russian history fits into two tragedies: "Boris with bodunov", "Borya from the future".
500. A three-letter word that any man is afraid of? (yet).
501. Monogamous ... but lots of fun!
502. What is the multitasking of Windows 95? - It is buggy and works simultaneously.
503. Three men admired the fountain. Then they fastened and left.
504. Marx urged: - A woman is a perverted way of existence of matter.
505. The first congress of Russian pessimists was held in Moscow. It was decided not to hold a congress.
506. Innocence is a state incompatible with a feeling of deep satisfaction.
507. Our people do not steal - it reimburses the losses inflicted on them by the state.
508. It is better to do and regret than to feel sorry for what did not.
509. Girl, girl, how old are you? - 19! - And at once you will not give it ... - Well, why, ladies.
510. Do not throw gobies in urinals, we do not put them in your ashtrays.
511. Life as a bird - shit and fly away.
512. Do not complain about life - there could not be this.
513. A new model of a mobile phone is "SHESTISOTOVIY".
514. The lazier the person, the more his work is like a feat.
515. Thank you in the bed you will not put.
516. The more the Komsomol member drink, the less will the hooligan drink!
517. A warning shot in the head.
518. Frequent breathing is a quick take-out.
519. Customs takes good.
520. Girl, we have nothing with you - as you want, I can not, and since I want - you will not like it.
521. As soon as you get up and do not try to do more, there is always a dick that will rise earlier and lie down later.
522. It entered not for the sake of glory, but for the sake of life on earth.
523. A woman hides her past from a man, and a man from a woman - her future.
524. If you invited a girl to dance, and she agreed. Do not rejoice: - at first you still have to dance.
525. About a skinny woman: a thin cow - not yet a gazelle.
526. A woman is like a suitcase. And it is hard to bear, and to throw it is a pity.
527. Everyone has a conscience: - whether he wants it or not.
528. Citizens are parents! Remember - little children left unattended, very quickly become small parents.
529. From advertising shampoo: - Earlier, my hair was dry and lifeless, and now they are raw and stir.
530. Previously, to find the ass in women's panties, they moved apart, now to find the panties you have to push the ass.
531. The value of money is relative: - a dozen, which the wife and the tax inspectorate do not know, is much more expensive than the hundreds that both of them know about.
532. There would be a desire, the rest will arise.
533. Life is so short! Suffer a little!
534. The woman on the ass has a tattoo: "Best before 1 Jan 2000".
535. In you there is one good feature: that divides the ass in half.
536. Is it possible to name a member an INPUT/OUTPUT device?
537. The inscription under the stop-crane in the subway train: - If it's too lazy to drive, pull this fucking pig.
538. A woman wants a lot, but from one man, and a man wants one, but from many women.
539. A man is like a ball: - when a woman releases it from her hands, it dissolves, and when he takes it in hand, he is unwound.
540. When life examines, the first to give up the nerves.
541. Do not rifle the portico on someone else's roe!
542. As a result of a parachute defect, one person becomes less, as a result of a condom defect, one more.
543. Of the two ills, we chose BI.
544. Do not believe that there are inedible mushrooms. All mushrooms are edible. At least once in a lifetime.
545. The first sign of poisoning is the blueing of the corpse.
546. New love - new diseases.
547. From the speech of the commander of the company: "I go to the toilet, there shit - in my head does not fit."
548. POTENTIAL (read the other way round).
549. Time to scatter stones, time to collect nailed down.
550. A beautiful woman should have four beasts: - a sable on the shoulders, a "Jaguar" in the garage, a "tiger" in bed and an old KOZEL who would pay for it.
551. We did not finish at universities!
552. The aphorism in defense of matrimonial fidelity (in response to №10 for June 2): - "From a frequent change of holes, any nail will bend."
553. Today everyone loves the homeland. Only everyone in different places.
554. When they do not achieve what they want, they pretend they want what has been achieved.
555. Whatever the child is not drag-and-drop, so long as it's not plug-and-play.
556. It is harmful to smoke, to drink nasty, and to die healthy it is a pity.
557. The Sickle and the Hammer Emblem. Mow and Score!
558. A passionate woman.
559. Fortune often smiles at someone whom Themis does not notice.
560. The girl! You will not leave me your phone number, otherwise I forgot my.
561. Picture: - "Ivan the Terrible makes a control shot."
562. Our new gaskets hold up not only moisture, smell, but even sound!
563. Win95 as an aircraft - sick, but there's nowhere to go!
564. Fenita, fucking, comedy.
565. Never hit a recumbent, because he can get up.
566. If the snake's bite came to you exactly in the ass, know - the snake that bit you, spectacled.
567. I took advantage of my drunken state and did not give.
568. I caused trouble. (System message).
569. As KAMA SUTRA - teaches, there are no desperate positions!
570. It's good that the sun shines for free and we are not in intensive care.
571. Even a snowman will melt if she is ironed for a long time.
572. And the Swede, and the reaper, and in general, fucked.
573. I was surrounded by lovely, nice people, slowly squeezing the ring.
574. Fresh food, yes to put up with difficulty.
575. The new Russians are like dogs. There is such a booth, and such a chain.
576. Angel Fuse.
577. Love from the first vzbitch.
578. Hair fell out, my nose fell off - strange, where I caught a cold.
579. This was a counterclaim. Oh, no, Random meeting!
580. Toast: And now let's say goodbye - sober we will not see each other again today.
581. Do not take life too seriously - you will not get out of it anyway!
582. The subordinate in the face of the commander must look dashing and silly, so as not to disturb his superiors with reflections. (Peter I. Decree ... of ...).
583. Share your favorite ... and she to you, not just yet will return ...
584. A man chases a woman until she catches him. (tested by experience).
585. Bloody Mary (monthly for Masha).
586. Sleep faster - a pillow is needed.
587. The new Russian looks at how his villa burns down and says: "Well, if after that the cockroaches do not disappear ....".
588. Oath of the traffic cop: The age with the radar can not stand.
589. That you warm your heart on your chest, then your whole life will sizzle and it will be.
590. In the army, mats do not swear, but talk.
591. On the question of the questionnaire "Marital status: - "proudly wrote - "From above""".
592. A Meteorologist, as a sapper, is mistaken once, but every day.
593. In wartime, nothing is valued so dearly as flat feet.
594. In some places, become a Gulliver.
595. The government needs a new push. (B.N. Yeltsin).
596. Today, the acting Prime Minister met with the non-acting president.
597. They learn from mistakes, after mistakes, they are treated.
598. Before the milkmaid could leave the rostrum, the chairman of the collective farm immediately climbed on to her.
599. Aphorism is a well-edited novel.
600. What can you wish for a girl beginning her life's journey? - Start with a good end!
601. Each person is in his own way right, but in my opinion - no.
602. About the washing machine: LICE.
603. Nothing warms the soul like a cold beer.
604. Everyone wants to have a good time. "But time can not be fooled!"
605. To argue with the trainer on struggle - the trainer on shooting can only. A. Boyko.
606. Do not talk nonsense!
607. When you drink, you need to know the measure. Otherwise you can drink less.
608. There was nothing between us, even a condom. (Hi from Demiurg).
609. Nothing paints a woman like a bottle of vodka in the stomach of a man.
610. From a Russian fairy tale: - "He lived happily ever after, and died one day".
611. The old man threw the seine in the sea. The blue sea is cloudy. - For a long time the old man did not wash the net.
612. Without a woman, as without hands. But with his hands - like a woman.
613. It is well known that a person can always look at three things: - how the fire burns, how water flows and how another person works.
614. In a fit of conscience.
615. The authorities: - as a woman, leaving unsatisfied - is dangerous!
616. Following the law of a sandwich, we can conclude: - that if a sandwich is spread on both sides, it will hang in the air.
617. Killed when attempting suicide.
618. So, girls, you rest here for a while, and the men will drink vodka. When the vodka is over, the peasants will rest and you will work.
619. "A true sense of beauty, free from the desire to possess," the wise ancients said. Therefore, if you want to look like a connoisseur, admiring something, do not forget to add: - Not fuck yourself!
620. The path through the stomach leads to the rectum.
621. Three five-year plans are given for one young child.
622. For so long we stood on the brink of a precipice, that we began to call this land native.
623. In the family, the husband and wife are equal, especially the wife.
624. A good dancer - the eggs help.
625. A real programmer never makes comments. What was written with difficulty, should be understood with difficulty.
626. I wish you a sea of luck and a summer house by the sea!
627. Parishioners! From an abortion saves only blowjob!
628. A woman marries to tie a man to her. A man marries a woman to get rid of him.
629. My native country is wide, there are many forests of fields and rivers in it. I do not know where else is so free, the software is pissed on the ball by a man.
630. The day was not lost in vain.
631. A person is a fucker of his own happiness.
632. The way to the heart of a man is worth.
633. A large aerosol inscription on the maternity hospital: "Ege-gey, flying!!!".
634. Triple happiness: The sea, women and beer. Happiness "3 in 1": - A woman who drank a sea of beer.
635. Thank you! - There is no such a denomination!
636. If you have milk for the night with cucumbers, then your Finnish plumbing will pay off faster!
637. How will it be in Georgian "Well, wait?": - "Wait, Well."
638. It is very unpleasant to get out of the milk river to the fool shore.
639. We are with you, one ass buttocks.
640. It's better to deal with a drunken professional than with a sober idiot!
641. Announcement: - We need a telepath. You know where to go.
642. From KVN - Question: - What can not be done in outer space? Answer: HURRY!
643. Toast about women: It's not so good with you as bad without you.
644. There is nothing worse than deceiving a woman. But there is nothing more pleasant when it turns out.
645. Science, born at the intersection of mathematics and cybernetics, is a k'ybenimatic.
646. And she was the owner of a black belt in the Kama-Sutra.
647. A wreath at the funeral of a drug addict: "Vasya, you are not dead, you are chasing!".
648. Dinner was excellent, especially the mistress managed a mayonnaise.
649. Which roof does not like fast driving?
650. Better sand on your teeth than frost on eggs!
651. Is your wife sexy? - Half. About sex is weak, but saws!
652. Rooms decorated in the spirit of sea sickness.
653. In a woman, everything should be interconnected: - if your mouth closes, your legs move apart.
654. In love as in school: - the most interesting is the change.
655. Why do men have cold feet in winter, and women do not? Because men have heated fucking, and women are bitchy.
656. Pay taxes, sleep peacefully. (Inscription on the headstone).
657. Everyone has their own problems. At whom soup is liquid, and who has small diamonds.
658. Nondomestic conception.
659. It is better to be black than blue.
660. Love yourself not in art, but in me.
661. What did you draw such an uneven square, comrade cadet? Are you colorblind?
662. One in the field will not run away.
663. "BANK RUBLEV" (Sign on the building).
664. How sick of everything! Now pirdanu and burn all the blue flame!
665. What can be bigger than trouble?
666. The ensemble of foreign tools.
667. Well, let's say, I could still become a lesbian, but here - a homosexual - never.
668. He loved the Russian language so much that he preferred to wait until the Germans learned it.
669. Pascal kulichiki.
670. It's fun to live without forbidding: - but you can do that you will not want to laugh.
671. Capital Truth: - Every lawyer is a skunk, but not every skunk is a lawyer.
672. In a healthy body, a healthy friend.
673. Leave the clothes, everyone coming in here.
674. Camelback Calvin is back! Well, that's not my aunt Asya.
675. Which groups are the women divided into? - on ladies, I will not give, I will give but not you.
676. Fallen fate: - Someone whispered, spitting out his front teeth.
677. There are no ugly women, but there are men who stubbornly do not want to notice their beauty.
678. If a woman is chastity herself, she is like a whore-nun in her real deeds, which you do not need to know about at all, so as not to get injured by reason.
679. Sweat of shivering.
680. ANNOUNCEMENT - I change a long recumbent into a short standing person! I give in addition "PAJERO" and a summer residence!
681. Ivan-Tsarevich came into the hut to Baba Yaga. There he got fucked.
682. Running with obstacles to survival across the road. Signal to start - red traffic light.
683. The best fish is sausage.
684. Volkswagen Passat'.
685. Spring is the time of an erection.
686. In a woman, at least something should be fine.
687. The optimist comforts the pessimist: - Do not be so upset, I'm sure you will be right.
688. When I looked at him, I really wanted a beer. A.Bushkov.
689. The world is shit, All people are whores, And happiness, it seems in labor :-((
690. The further into the forest, the wider the legs.
691. And the Crimea, and Rome, and the brothers Grim.
692. When fear turns pale with fear, he needs blood. (St.J.Letz).
693. The inscription on the button: - "For comments and sending".
694. We still have to live to death. George.
695. The Russian eagle has two heads, but it is not clear what it thinks.
696. Beauty unnamed.
697. And the corkscrew for the girl was invented?
698. The farther into the forest the more beautiful the woman.
699. Memorial inferiority complex.
700. There is an entrance to any position. From any exit there is a position.
701. I waited like a mamba of heaven.
702. Fresh betrayal, but hard to believe.
703. Liberalism.
704. They do not wave their fists in a quiet pool.
705. About women, about women? - Deprecated!
706. Beating defines consciousness.
707. The common between the stretch mask in the make-up of the landscapist and the drawing pen on the designer's cullman is not a nationality, but mascara.
708. Of morning thoughts: - If you cut off in the evening like in paradise, then in the morning there is a chance to wake up with a hellish headache.
709. TOMAGLUCHI.
710. Let's go to each other on holidays: - you come to us on behalf of a birthday, and you to our funeral!
711. Time is the best doctor, but a bad cosmetologist.
712. Unexpected state, worse than a tatar. For non-students: State - state examination.
713. Behind me with him.
714. Well without girls, you fuck anyone!
715. The bad programmers get in the way.
716. The whole world is a trolley bus, people are passengers, and life is a pomp.
717. Love! You will not throw it in the April snow.
718. And a fish to eat - and bones to hand over.
719. Wonderful - Juden.
720. On the sections of the route he flew in and did not reach his mouth.
721. Translation from Russian to English and vice versa: - On the feet flowed, but did not get into the mouth (translator STYLUS).
722. Whatever the child did not to tinker - if only it was not hung up!
723. Do not spit in the well, fly out - you will not catch it.
724. And why become a woman for such a short time: - "I thought, looking at the Snow Woman" (Stanislav Jerzy Lec).
725. An optimist says that we live in the best possible world. The pessimist is afraid that this is indeed so.
726. I can not see my eyes.
727. In the corner of the screen server.
728. Whatever the child did not to tinker, if only it does not become pregnant. (not by hands).
729. From the song of Angelica Varum: - "Our meeting is random, not a chance finale".
730. Man - this sounds proudly. A monkey - promising! (Either "Vremechko", tar paper "Segodnyachko").
731. If the Government knew, if the Duma could. It was not in the world of the capital more beautiful than his native village.
732. ... anus, torn anus ...
733. A ghost wanders around Russia - a black swan - to the music of "Swan Lake".
734. The basic rule of life: - In a big family, do not click the fuck!
735. Intended for the chest, by mistake fell on the cheeks.
736. Cumshot in the body - walk boldly!
737. WASH HANDS BEFORE TROUBLE.
738. I go to the toilet, sit, relax, and there - the ax is!
739. How many spermatozoa do homosexuals have? Full mouth and in the priest a little.
740. Flower of scented prairies - Lavrenty Palych Bery.
741. Not all are cattle carnival!
742. Who is talking about, and bald about the women.
743. LSDM - this a Lot of Shit Drawers Means!
744. With soap paradise and in the hut.
745. We were born to the world to fall asleep with dust!
746. More frictions in cats Friskis.
747. Suicide is a delicate matter, it does not tolerate amateurs.
748. To his - everyone.
749. Difficult childhood - kilobyte toys.
750. In the afternoon with fire - at night we will unbend.
751. Less is better, but do not be better!
752. Do not be born beautiful, and be born massive!
753. Sleep in the hand, he said. He wiped his hand on the blanket.
754. Life is a line of death, but only a few are without queues.
755. Better to live standing, than to die on your knees!
756. It is better to drink than not to sleep.
757. Happiness is, it can not not eat.
758. I do not sleep with ducks, and I do not sleep with chickens either.
759. Hold tight for the driver, ram!
760. My uncle robbed the most honest.
761. A bear appeared in her ear. He did not spare the rest of his features.
762. You can not sing - do not drink.
763. Happy cowards do not wear.
764. It is better to burn on Honduras, than honduras on Kolyma.
765. Enema, know your place.
766. Leave the clothes, everyone coming in here.
767. For the barn. Do you understand?
768. Dived with an aqualung - do not pretend to be a hose.
769. The bird is seen by droppings.
770. The language will kill the killer.
771. Has made business - the body is washed.
772. Seven times about the door, once about the rail.
773. Do not have a hundred friends, but have one hundred friends.
774. The main thing, guys, do not get old with pepper.
775. There is still powder in the flasks and berries in the buttocks.
776. Stop the Earth - I'll go.
777. The crew says goodbye to you. Enjoy your flight.
778. And I recognize the lovely by pantyhose.
779. How do you, girls, love the beautiful?
780. A large ship - a large torpedo.
781. A fisherman, fisherman hates for sure.
782. Do not dig a hole for another, let him dig himself.
783. Not according to Juan sambrero.
784. Faith .... can move mountains - it is a colossal woman.
785. In some places .... to become Gulliver.
786. Three in the boat ... not shy of the dog.
787. All is well that it rocks well.
788. Duty is paid naked.
789. Friends are known in food.
790. If the head hurts, then it is there.
791. Live not stingy, share with friends.
792. Live in the wilderness, and write to us letters.
793. Do not teach the father and the bast.
794. Quiet night in Ukraine, but fat must be hidden!
795. The farther into the forest, the closer got out.
796. Soviet trains are the most trains in the world.
797. Not everything is the sun that rises.
798. Pioneer - all the guys trying on fitting.
799. Beer in the morning is not only harmful, but also useful.
800. Do not be afraid of teeth - do not give into your mouth.
801. Hid the body - walk boldly.
802. He said go, and washed it with water!
803. Every man has the right to the left.
804. I can not stand when everyone is working, I'll go lie down.
805. One day I look at the cold winter's time, rising slowly.
806. I loved you - the trees bent!
807. Health, happiness, creative Uzbeks.
808. Well, again there is no reason not to drink.
809. Love to ride - love and roll.
810. It's one thing - went far, and another - far sent.
811. I'm not a freak, I'm just learning!
812. The site of the enema can not be changed.
813. What a fast rider does not like Russian.
814. Once upon a time there was a girl ... she was to blame.
815. Who was the first to stand, the one and the sneakers.
816. The farther into the forest, the thicker the partisans.
817. Something about sight-I do not see any money.
818. A woman with a cart - a fun hour!
819. Because you can not be in the world ... massive such.
820. THE SUPER-GREED DEBT: - Performed for the first time.
821. A bird in the sky is better than a "duck" under the bed.
822. The woman with the cart and the wolves are full.
823. The wider our muzzles, the closer our ranks.
824. Fatty, but nice.
825. Dear: - Such as you were not - No - And do not!
826. I love you - life, and you me again and again.
827. Stupid penguin - timidly hides, clever - boldly pulls.
828. Hello men and women, as well as those who still have everything ahead.
829. To look at you is a pleasure. Do not look - another.
830. As a guest, do not feed, he will still get drunk.
831. Eh, have not been drink yet in Russia the bogatyrs good fellows!
832. Do not talk nonsense.
833. The roof is there, you do not need to mind.
834. Lie down girl, big and small.
835. I can do everything: - dig, mow, give, ask.
836. With whom you are led, from this and become pregnant!
837. Under the recumbent stone port wine does not flow.
838. Who was late for the train, do not hurry up!
839. The woman was down like a storm.
840. Fluid immersed in the body after 7 years will go to school.
841. How many vodka do not buy, it's still the second time to run.
842. Ivan the Tsar caught the frog, and let's marry her.
843. It's a shame - who can not see well!
844. Drink girls milk will be cows.
845. Love without a maiden is a sign of a fool!
846. The fewer girls we love, the more time for sleep.
847. I'm taking off. Spoiling.
848. What in a name to you mine, you estimate or appreciate a breast volume!
849. A friend is known in the bidet.
850. Tell me, aunt, are not you for nothing?
851. Wine down with hunger.
852. Papuan Papuans is a friend, friend and fodder.
853. On without fish and yourself become a cancer.
854. A smoking woman ends with cancer, and a nonsmoker pulls back the end.
855. The whole genital is simple.
856. We cover the doors with the customers' skin.
857. Vodka "Buratino" - feel like firewood.
858. Better in summer at the fire, than in the winter in the sun.
859. Tampaxes. Delivery and installation.
860. Mashu finger can not spoil.
861. The boy finished in a tampon. (song).
862. The farther into the forest - the third one is superfluous.
863. The mind of the chamber key is lost.
864. Men - be courageous, Women - be feminine, Boys - be young, Girls - BE!
865. I loved you ..., well, what else do you want from me?
866. The word does not spoil a lot of sparrows.
867. Has made business - get off the body.
868. In Russia, three troubles are fools, roads, and fools showing the way.
869. Alcohol in small doses is harmless in any quantities.
870. The flight of a crash over a piece of fat a second before awakening. /Painting by S. Daly/.
871. What is natural, it is not without ORGASM.
872. One Nikola is better than two Boris.
873. There are seven one kids!
874. Extra mouth that knife in the back.
875. Life is a war from which no one has ever left alive.
876. Women are fools not because women, but because they are fools.
877. Do not spit in the well - you can not fly out!
878. Legs flowed, the mouth did not fall.
879. Do not touch your head, or you'll break off Bashka.
880. Beer without vodka - money to the wind!
881. Even if you are eaten, you have two choices.
882. Each kulik goes to his marsh.
883. Do not spit in the well, there's no one there.
884. If you dare, you'll shake it!
885. She gave birth to a queen in the night, not that.
886. Girl on the ball.
887. Hunting rekindles in captivity.
888. How many wolves do not feed, but the horse is still thicker.
889. Wash your hands before and behind.
890. What's in your mouth, it's useful.
891. Do not talk nonsense and do not throw out a fool.
892. Where the scoop is there and rubbish.
893. All diseases from nerves, one syphilis from pleasure.
894. Guys! With Monica Lewinsky, you must "finish"!
895. Who will come to us with a ruble from the ruble and die.
896. There are still balls in bloomers?!
897. How many good girls, but pulls something on the bad.
898. There are no bad dancers in the harem!
899. Boys and girls, master each other more persistently!
900. Took hold of my chest - say something!
901. On taste and color - you will grow fond of a goat (from Pasha T. Cheboksary).
902. Drink more, but better.
903. Work - as a stake, you will hammer and costs.
904. Seven times drink, once you take it.
905. Do not cut the bough on which you sit!
906. Am I good?! Yes, just evil at all - not enough!
907. Watch out for the father-in-law with the hammer.
908. Do not beat the pager.
909. You're me deceived, you are me crushed.
910. Do not postpone for tomorrow, what can be stolen today.
911. A good surgeon will help a bad dancer.
912. Vodka "TITANIC": - one bottle and you are at the bottom!
913. I bent down to see if she was leaning over to see if I had leaned down.
914. Do not have a hundred friends, but have all the enemies!
915. Bribe, do not spoil sex.
916. To every creature - for hare!
917. Oh, it's good when it ends well!
918. Visiting well, but at home it's bad.
919. Take care of your honor in youth, if you face a curve.
920. How to forward two bytes.
921. Learning is light, not learning - a little light on the work ;-).
922. Help yourself out, and bend your friend.
923. As two fingers on the asphalt!
924. Drop it, or you'll drop it.
925. Watch out for your father-in-law with a hammer.
926. The less beer, the third one is superfluous.
927. A toast to the ladies: - "Men are drinking standing, ... women are on their knees."
928. Better in 30 with BIG than in 20 with a little!
929. There is no truth in the feet. But there is no truth above.
930. Whatever the child is not played, just not become pregnant.
931. And you, Stirlitz, I ask you to surrender.
932. To beer or not to beer. ...................... Check.
933. Women are aware of everything, but they are mistaken when they start thinking.
934. Let's say to drugs: - we still have vodka is not over!
935. Heavy childhood - kilobyte toys ...
936. At each limit there is its own lawlessness.
937. From New York to Moscow, from ... to the star.
938. Not porn, but zealous.
939. The bird is drinking water, who is it? ...
940. Promised land, plywood. Best case scenario.
941. NASA in the forest attacked, seven Drunkards for a week.
942. Toast: - "For carpentry heart-soul tearing Carmobile".
943. Nerves: Do not commit adultery on the brain, with your wind instrument, in the area of the sciatic ending.
944. Sausage "Bloody" - Bazaar. This is where it's dark and stinks, try not to get dirty.
945. That's how they lived, she was fishing, and he was frying it.
946. Oh, it's good in the native land, there one hand gives, the other is in the know.
947. Cabala: salt, water - you will never shit.
948. Drink water, eat water, you will not shit - cabala.
949. Toast: - "I sincerely wish that they would have used 7, and it's right, and in the tail, and in the mane".
950. "A cow wants to croak": - a hairdress from California "СHС".
951. The good thing is "lisaped", legs go, there is no asshole.
952. The word which consists of six letters "ы":-"вылысыпыдысты".
953. "Cherezabornohzaderishchenko": - this is the surname.
954. "The girl is shy": - this is the one that in the morning chronically-regularly holds on to the wall.
955. "A girl on a perpendicular": - this is the one that sticks from two or more personal attitudes.
956. Question: - What is "Endless OS"? Answer: This is the yacht "Victory", with the handle "move" and horizontal "8" at the foundations.
To be continued ...

Dialect - machine translation.

Oral popular creation. «Folklore».